How many times have you read this joke.....Talking Dog For Sale...?

A guy is driving a long a country road and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ';Talking Dog For Sale.';



He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the back yard.



The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. ';You talk?'; he asks.';



Yep,'; the Lab replies.



After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says ';So, what's your story?



';The Lab looks up and says, ';Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.

I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eaves- dropping.

I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.';



';But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down .



I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.



'; I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.';



The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.



';Ten dollars,'; is the reply.



The guy says ';Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?';



';Because he's a liar';, replied the owner.



';He never did any of that stuff';How many times have you read this joke.....Talking Dog For Sale...?
About 3 times in a previous incarnation



And then there were 2?



This will do peoples' heads in



hahahahahaHow many times have you read this joke.....Talking Dog For Sale...?
oldy but goody

good one.....excellent

very funny ..... loved it .....gave me a good laugh

.....good job.....keep up the good ones
About 3 times in a previous incarnation?



Still funny though



Did you copiyed it from someone?
i dont find it funny slash i dont get it...............



someone explain the funny part of it..
haha well.... SHOCK HORROR ive never heard it before

i really liked it, i was wondering how it would end...

hmmm

that's pretty funny lol
about 7,000 times from a banned user called 'conan'

ever since i signed up for this service
XD
Ha!
lol ive only heard it once or twice bofore
never heard of it. but its a good one lol
never heard of it. haha! XD
I've heard it more than two times now.