How many time have you read this joke.....Talking Dog For Sale...?

A guy is driving a long a country road and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ';Talking Dog For Sale.';



He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the back yard.



The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. ';You talk?'; he asks.';



Yep,'; the Lab replies.



After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says ';So, what's your story?



';The Lab looks up and says, ';Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.

I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eaves- dropping.

I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.';



';But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down .



I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.



'; I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.';



The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.



';Ten dollars,'; is the reply.



The guy says ';Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?';



';Because he's a liar';, replied the owner.



';He never did any of that stuff';How many time have you read this joke.....Talking Dog For Sale...?
I am HOWLING !! And, no, I never heard the joke before !!



Wondering though, did the Lab live next door to Mister Ed ??How many time have you read this joke.....Talking Dog For Sale...?
Only Alan Young would have known if Mr. Ed was a liar ?!



AND A ...



... Lab is a Lab who likes to gab

As long as it's the truth he will blab !!

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first time
i dont get it, 0/10
good start..

bad end
huh?

I sort of get it...anyway, my first time
not yet read.
First time hearing it. But now that I have I'm a little paranoid about my dog now.
the guy who is selling the dog is a fool though he did not do a thing he still can talk ....... nice one ......this is the first time .... anyway it was funny lol.....
hahaha nice one!
My dog also has a problem, he can't swim, if I throw a stick out into the lake he will run accross the water to fetch it.
I like it!!
That's funny! I haven't heard that one before!
good start..

bad end

first time
first time.