';An Unexpectedly 'Cool' Guy Left Unknown';?

I hear I'm about a 7 in looks from all I've asked. My close friends know I'm smart, they call me MacGyver sometimes hah



I tell people I'm a Computer Science (of sorts) major because I'm very good with technology (and science) and also because it makes a boatload of money for very little work, but they automatically assume I play World of Warcraft and never get laid.



I actually dislike most of my classmates because they're so nerdy, and I go partying on all days of the week, chatting up the most gorgeous girls there -- Not that I really do much with them besides maybe make out if I kind of like them because I'm still a nice guy and I don't need to rape drunk girls to feel good about myself. I do have close friends, with benefits.



I'm also a pretty funny guy: I love giving presentations for many different things. Even joke presentations to my friends. They are very much like Demetri Martin and Jim Gaffigan, but unique and original to myself. I also have really good, quick one-liners and every other type of joke.



I can also hold my own, too. Before going to college, I was planning on joining the military (aiming for a Navy Seal sniper). I studied lots of combat for every situation and many weapons. I guess I train privately in my free time to some degree still, but nobody really has any idea. I still want to do something exciting: I plan on getting a job in the CIA or something cool reasonably soon if all goes to plan. (doing what? I'm not sure)



Now,

I don't know how to make myself more interesting though, I'm alright at icebreakers and hard-core relationships but new girls seem to just ';disappear'; after a while. I have a feeling I may seem ';socially awkward'; because I'm so open and nice that it seems like I'm just acting to them to get in their pants. Not at all... Remember, the beginning of this, I told you people just think I play World of Warcraft.



It seems like a shame that all these cool things about me go unknown by so many people. They seem like they are quite impressive things possibly I could use to pickup girls. Guys are so douchy it seems like if you HAVE something to brag about you should use it and that does actually seem to work as pathetic as that is. I feel stupid saying these things though even though I have nothing to be ashamed of...

So guys tease me (for example, saying I don't get laid because they don't see me with girls since I don't hang out with guys much and because I don't rudely talk about what I do with every girl I kiss or whatever). In this case, I feel like I should tell them that's absolutely not the case with my friend with benefits but that's NOT a good way to pick up a girl I'm aware if one happened to be nearby (or he blurted it out later in front of one.)



Is there any way to show off that I'm actually really cool without being a total douche? Believe it or not, douches pick up girls (ever notice the guys hot girls seem to keep dating?). But you just need to know how to control it I guess (as in the example above...)';An Unexpectedly 'Cool' Guy Left Unknown';?
to douche or not to douche that is the quetsion, i say be yourself and don't listen to the guys